Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Kris Jenner Tweets First Photo of Kourtney’s Fetus

Los Angeles – America’s favorite “momager,” Kris Jenner, has already taken on her next client/media superstar by tweeting a picture of daughter Kourtney’s next child from her ultrasound.

A pal of the former Mrs. Kardashian told Unsolicited Drivel, “It’s never too early for Kris to be looking for her next payday and she couldn’t have been more pleased to find out that Kourtney was carrying a girl this time around with her psycho boyfriend Scott.  If her daughters Kylie or Kendall – I’m not sure which because they all look the same to me – can tweet pictures of their underage scantily clothed bodies from Spring Break, why can’t Kourtney’s little bastard?  Kris had Badgley Mischka come up with the string bikini design for the tot and had a Beverly Hills surgeon with no scruples insert it onto the child in the womb.  Of course grandpa-to-be Bruce Jenner is already flipping out over the child’s tabloid exploitation, but it’s pretty easy to ignore his disgust because he can't move his face due to another bad batch of Botox.  The baby’s picture, which Kris sold to WTF Weekly,  is already trending on Twitter as a hot topic and she may even end becoming the most popular Kardashian of all.  Probably because she can’t talk yet.”

1 comments so far :

RayJay said...

You can't see the baby's butt.

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