Tired of Going on Blind Dates Against Your Will or Just Want to Scare Away Zoosk Rejects Ladies?

Want it to end REALLY quickly?  Then try wearing something like this:

 

A true conversation piece, no doubt.  You can say you picked it because it stems from your resentment toward Barbie because at your age you thought for sure by now, just like Barbie, you would ALSO have your pink dream house.  And the fact that you don't, makes you want to rip her face off.  Or even maybe someone else's.  The necklace is a nice substitute.  FOR NOW.

Or, if you are extremely liberal, you could go with the "United Colors of Benetton" themed multi-racial severed hand bracelet.  As if letting a guy know you are a liberal wouldn't be enough to scare most of them away!  

And of course, I can also think of plenty of ladies who would wear these regardless.  Hey, and Valentine's Day is just around the corner boys!

Jewelry source.