Pizza As "Still Life"

It's official...my day sucked more than yours.  Earlier, I mistakenly thought my orange tabby cat was a "Sham-Wow" and now THIS!

This is my dinner I CANNOT eat tonight.   Unbeknowst to me and the voices in my head, I mistakenly purchased "artificial cheese" which refrained from melting on my lovingly semi-homemade pizza.   Yes, the salami is singed to a crisp, but the cheese STANDS ALONE.   I think I will keep it as a piece of installation art in my kitchen.  There's no need to photograph it daily...I'm sure it won't decompose.