A rep for the couple told The Daily Beast “There is no truth to these rumors. Rather, Ms. Jolie is focused on enhancing the welfare and legal protection of children within Haiti.”
Not a big surprise really as Angie is always interested in the welfare of tykes around the world, but hasn’t it been at least two years since she added to her brood? Tick tock!
Unsolicited Drivel caught up with a pal of Jolie’s for comment about the fake baby story who told us, “Angelina’s not planning to adopt any time soon, but if she were to adopt, she would adopt a kid from Mexico as the press was speculating that’s exactly what Jennifer Aniston was planning to do. Plus, that would probably put the kibosh on Jen gallivanting around Cabo San Lucas in a mismatched bikini for the tabloids anymore too. However, from an economic standpoint, Angie has found that she can do much more good for the world by conceiving naturally, provided she has enough body fat, and secluding herself in an obscure country in dire need of tourism dollars to give birth. She’s thinking perhaps for the next birth, choosing the Kingdom of Tonga in the South Pacific. The country is comprised of 176 different islands, but she can leave the press guessing just exactly which one she will choose until the last moment so that all of the people of Tonga can benefit from an influx of shameless paparazzi soulless media whore cash due to her notoriety.”
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