Is The Hangover 3 Already Developing?

Hollywood – Response to the Memorial Day opening of The Hangover Part Two was so overwhelming, with nearly $200 million in box office ticket sales worldwide, that it’s believed that a sequel to the sequel is already in the works!

Despite at least 66 national critics giving it a big “thumbs down” and citing it as “the same exact movie, only now it's positively revolting” and further complaining they “wouldn’t even use the DVD once it’s released as a coaster for their martini,” audiences lapped up another installment of the hi-jinks of the over-imbibing “Wolf Pack."

An insider at the studio responsible for releasing the cinematic retread told us, “It’s true, we are already tossing out ideas for a third installment! You may have heard rumblings about setting it Amsterdam, but that’s not what we are thinking, as the group wouldn’t be very rowdy smoking hash and then falling asleep half an hour later. I think we’re leaning toward the Australian Outback. We could have Zack Galifianakis’ Alan be getting married to a gal who’s kind of like a female crocodile hunter/super model type character. Oh, and we can have Ed Helm’s Stu perform some sort of dental procedure one of her live crocs. The baby will be back, only a different baby, but that way we can make plenty of ‘a dingo ate my baby’ clichéd jokes. We haven’t decided what to do with Phil and Doug yet, but if we set it down under, we’re hoping we can get Mel Gibson back on board for a cameo. We felt really bad after axing him from the second film and he needs a comeback vehicle. Maybe he could play a version of his Mad Max character, only be a crazy guy who just thinks he’s Mad Max?  Crazy wouldn’t be a stretch for Mel. We could probably film him in just one take. Hey, that would probably save enough money to hire writers to come up with an original script next time around. How cool would that be?!?”