London – Ever since the Royal Wedding™, lazy journalists have been pondering how long they can continue to make up stories revolving around everyone’s favorite Maid of Honor, Pippa Middleton, and her ass. Well, move over Big Brother, because little sister, or more accurately, her ass (or “arse” in the King’s English) is getting its own reality TV show!
A producer at the studio who is developing the likely smash-hit project told us, “As soon as we saw Pippa competing in those baggy shorts at the GE Blenheim Triathlon last weekend we had vision of a future without being able to see her shapely bum, and we knew the bored general public wouldn’t be happy with that notion because the media has convinced them they shouldn’t be. Realizing that gravity is just around the corner ready to take its toll, Pippa’s ass committed to the project without much convincing. Middleton’s brother James’ ass may make special appearances as well during ratings sweeps periods. The Duchess of Cambridge will not be involved in the project for obvious reasons. Expect the show to debut in first the U.S. some time later this summer as you blokes are more likely to sustain a fascination with some total stranger’s arse than we Brits are. As you are still interested enough to hear what pearls of wisdom come out of vapid heiress Paris Hilton’s mouth on television, we’re pretty confident that what comes out of Pippa’s butt will prove to be equally entertaining.”
Tuesday, June 7, 2011
Pippa Middleton’s Ass to Get Own Reality Show
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