Tracy Morgan Apologizes to Gay Penguins at the Zoo

New York – Comedian Tracy Morgan continued this week on his “I’m sorry I acted like a homophobic bonehead” tour and was reportedly seen just this afternoon speaking with penguins at the Central Park Zoo that were believed to be gay.

Morgan had previously tried to make amends for his comedy club rant against gays earlier this month by visiting with homeless teens in New York and most recently personally apologizing to Kevin Rogers, the Tennessee man he offended who went medieval on the unfunny man’s ass on Facebook, and also meeting with the Nashville branch of GLAAD.

A zookeeper told Unsolicited Drivel, “I would have thought that he had apologized enough by now so he would no longer worry that Tina Fey would write a storyline for next season’s 30 Rock where his character becomes president of NAMBLA or something, but I guess maybe not. I suppose he was here because penguins seem to be the animals that show up most in the news with speculation about them being gay. It was kind of sad really because the two we have here are Chinstrap Penguins and I could tell it was killing Tracy inside that he couldn’t make any infantile jokes about leather harnesses.”