Two and a Half Men star Ashton Kutcher figured out last night due to an ignorant Tweet about disgraced Penn State Coach Joe Paterno, what the entire Twitterverse has known for some time – he’s a reactionary A(Plusk)-hole.
Upon hearing of the former football legend’s ouster as head coach of the Nittany Lyons, Kutcher Tweeted, “How do you fire Jo Pa? #insult #noclass as a hawkeye fan I find it in poor taste.”
Oops! Kutcher fired off the tweet without reading the news about Coach Joe Paterno, who may now become known as “Pope Joe” due his years-long cover-up of the sexual molestation under his watch of young athletes.
Immediately, hate tweets started flooding in from fans who were not astute enough to realize Kutcher was not likely to keep up with current events without his allegedly scorned wife Demi Moore reading the newspaper to him over a breakfast of macrobiotic air with essence of Quinoa and Kabbalah water.
Kutcher immediately apologized for the inappropriate tweets after the aforementioned allegedly scorned wife also reminded him that he was supposed to be a staunch crusader against child sexual mistreatment.
A Hollywood insider and a critic of celebrity over-sharers commented on Ashton’s blunder, “As an early adopter of Twitter and how it can benefit a B-list celebrity, Kutcher should stick to what he does best – buying stocks in startup tech companies and then driving up their share prices by randomly blathering about them to inflate his stock portfolio for when Men finally tanks at the end of this season."
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