Cabo San Lucas – As much of the U.S. suffers through yet another blizzard today bottling our own sweat for drinking water in case we lose power, plans are well underway for Jennifer Aniston’s 41st birthday tomorrow. While most of us would be happy with just a quiet dinner including family or friends in a restaurant filled with screaming children, America’s Sweetheart has plans for quite a bit more. Illegal drug money cannot fuel the Mexican economy alone, so it’s important for compassionate stars like Jen to help out the good people south of the border to survive in these troubled times. In addition to man-candy flavor-of-the-month Gerard Butler, pals Courteney Cox-Arquette and her family, Jason Bateman, Sheryl Crow and Kathy Najimy have also joined her, and for some reason, Access Hollywood’s Billy Bush as well. Investigative "journalist" that Bush is, we didn’t want to rely solely on him to uncover the real details of the costs involved in the week-long celebration. Here are some of the expenditures that we have found out about so far:
- Hourly hair honey-highlight changes (drapes and carpet) to match the sunlight as it moves across the Mexican sky at $150,000 per day for Jennifer.
- Climate controlled plastic bubble for toddler Coco Cox Arquette to avoid the Swine Flu threat at $250,000 per day.
- Daily rotation of mismatched bikini tops and bottoms meant to look casually chic at $850 per day for Jennifer.
- Muzzle for David Arquette – compliments of the resort.
- Cost to keep Gerard Butler interested to feign relationship long enough to promote upcoming stinker “The Bounty Hunter,” $25,000 per day.
- Security to keep David Schwimmer, Matthew Perry and Matt LeBlanc out at $5,000 per day per former faux friend.
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