- A San Francisco man claimed to be high on a double dose of pot brownies when he screamed and dropped his pants on cross-country flight, which was then diverted to Pittsburgh. He later “came back to reality,” and realized he shouldn’t have demanded for security to check him for underwear bombs and/or an enlarged prostate.
- Lindsay Lohan claims to the “Insider” television show that she is a “hoarder,” which confuses and disappoints fans still counting down to the day when she’s simply a whore.
- Scott Brown and Sarah Palin elected to Prom King and Queen.
- Jennifer Anniston’s new bachelorette pad redesign reported to no longer feature the six foot digital biological clock above her bedpost.
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