George W. To Jesse James: Know Your Place Youngin’!!

Crawford, TX – A former U.S. President offered this assessment today, “that Jesse James feller is caterwallin’ all over them Internets saying he’s thrown an amazing life away and is the ‘Most Hated Man in the World,’ when that ain’t true. I resemble that remark! What, Laura? Oh, I meant resent.”

Maybe it’s a little of both. After viewing clips on daughter Barbara's iPhone from an upcoming interview with serial cheater James on ABC News, that was the reaction of George W. Bush.

The disgraced world leader continued, “he’s jumping the gun. If there’s anybody who knows how to devalue amazing lives, it would be me, not that whippersnapper. Amateur!  Are they burnin’ tattooed doll likenesses of him in Muslim countries across the globe? I don’t think so. Can he destroy the most powerful economy in the world on a whim? Not likely. Dang! I can’t believe I’ve only been gone little over a year and people are already forgettin’ to hate me.”