Todd Palin, husband of the half-term Governor Sarah, recently erected this fence in response (pictured) to an angry neighbor’s decision to rent her house to a non-fiction author writing a book about the Palins.
The neighbor, incensed at never being paid for renovations she did at the Palin’s request, rented the house to Joe McGinniss out of frustration in an act that many are calling “revenge by rent.”
After Sarah Palin ran out of ways to express in nonsensical ramblings how her neighbor was just “enabling her stalker,” she immediately instructed her husband Todd cut down a forest to put up the 14 foot fence.
When reached for comment, Palin’s neighbor offered that she could have accepted many more lucrative offers from unsavory publications such as The National Enquirer. She also realized why the Palins contracted with her for renovations after seeing Todd’s workmanship. She told us, “I can’t imagine that Todd left that gaping hole in the fence in order to save that scraggly bush he could have taken out with a lawn mower. Plus, paparazzi could peek through. I can only guess that they didn’t want to give up the view of Russia from their house.”
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