Rep. Michele Bachmann: Nobody Gets Wrong More Right

Washington, DC - While Republican Minnesota Rep. Michele Bachmann plans to fly out to Iowa today to pledge to help farmers shuck corn this summer, a Pulitzer Prize winning publication has pointed out that when it comes to getting things right, nobody but Michele gets it wrong more often.

As the second term congresswoman has presidential aspirations for some reason, PolitiFact reported that Bachmann had made more false statements than any other political official.  Their editor told Minnesota Public Radio, "We have checked her 13 times, and seven of her claims to be false and six have been found to be ridiculously false.”

Unsolicited Drivel caught up with an aide in Bachmann’s office for comment about the controversy who told us, “journalists should quit their whining already as she’s keeping plenty of their fact-checkers gainfully employed in a dying industry.  She can put that on her job creation record, you know.  Besides, it’s just an oversight.  I believe that Michele had any idea that that facts were involved in getting elected to political office, she never would have run for Congress the first place.  As to where she gets her facts?  I’m not sure.  I can only surmise they come from the voices in her head she’s always yammering about.”