Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Al Qaeda Launches Its First Woman’s Magazine

Undisclosed located in Pakistan – Yes, you read that correctly.  Al Qaeda, terrorist organization supreme, is launching its own magazine for the budding female Jihadist.

This is Al Qaeda’s first foray into slick, female-centric publications after the dismal failure of their bare bones, male-oriented publication – Cave Life. 

We’re told that they are planning the premiere issue of Woman’s Jihad for April and it will include beauty tips right along side of advice for the would be suicide bomber. 

We were lucky enough to get a mock-up of the first cover to show you readers (below).  What do you think?  Will you subscribe?

4 comments so far :

Abu Ben Badman said...

I'll tell you why Cave Life failed - I was trying to read it, but I couldn't because I WAS IN A DARK CAVE. Aylalalalalalalalala!

Ayla Ayalalalalalala said...

I hate Burka Head! I will be buying!!

Osama bin Scrotum said...

In our next issue: Win a Dream Date with Osama: Two glasses of water, a cave, and the kidney-failin' man o' your dreams!

Richard the Turd said...

Rrrrr.....Grrrrrr.....Mumble.....Arrgghhhh

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