Pipedream’s Products, the fine folks who brought us dolls of publicity whore/celebrity skanks' likenesses (but without the crabs), have launched their new product line named "Finally Mylie!" - and it appears it’s already selling out.
Unsolicited Drivel asked one guy, the 31-year old one who still lives in his mom’s basement down the block from us who sells Hostess Snowballs and chew for a living for comment about the new doll, and he told us, “I’m not into her country style of music, but I appreciate them making the doll look more like Daisy from ‘The Dukes of Hazzard’ than using Miley’s baby face. I ain’t no pedophile and she’s sure to look underage well into her late 20s like them Olsen twins. Although, I read that she reactivated her Twitter account just to follow that warlock Charlie Sheen and his lifestyle example. In that case, Miley will probably age so prematurely that them rubber doll making people could just sell the next batch of dolls with a head that looks like a catcher’s mitt that's wearing hair extensions. Either way, Billy Ray will keep having that achy breaky heart of his. I'm glad I ain't got no kids to whore out.”
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