A pal of Britney’s told Unsolicited Drivel, “The pairing has been rumored for some time and by ‘some time’ I mean since Britney’s people figured out Enrique Iglesias had never agreed to sign on and told them where they could stick it couple of weeks ago. Enrique got upstaged for years at his own concerts by that mole on his face he finally had removed, and I’m sure he didn’t want a similar experience of being upstaged on tour again by one of Britney’s wardrobe malfunctions. If Nicki signs on, she and Britney would create quite the bodacious booty double bill. And I’m sure Britney would never be jealous, as being on tour is the only way she gets to crawl out from that under rock they’ve kept her living under since 2008, so she’d be too excited to see the spotlight again to notice much to do with Nicki. So far, only Nicki’s wigs have signed on to tour as her butt has a separate agent who’s much, much tougher to pin down. But I bet the audiences would show up just to see one of Nicki’s wigs have a smack down with Britney’s weave. Hey, it would be a much more entertaining and lifelike show than Charlie Sheen’s been putting on and his tour is proof that audiences will pay good money to see just about anything.
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