Was Casey Anthony Planning to Hide in Plain Sight on Campaign Trail?

Tot moms for Pawlenty?

Somewhere in the Bible Belt – While the mainstream media is speculating Casey Anthony is hiding in Columbus, Ohio since her release from jail yesterday, Unsolicited Drivel has learned exclusively that she had planned to be hiding in plain sight – on the GOP presidential campaign trail.

An insider close to Anthony’s attorneys told us, “After sitting in jail for three years for allegedly killing her daughter Caylee, the last thing Casey wants is to go into hiding in some sort of safe house. We’ve had to scrap our original plans now that they’ve leaked to the press, but Jose (Baez) had come up with a brilliant strategy to have her travel around with the GOP contenders on the campaign trail. She needs to remain inconspicuous for about six months until the public outrage dies down and nobody’s paying attention to those empty suits at their rallies this summer when their colleagues in Washington are behaving like the kids that always get picked last during dodge ball over these debt ceiling talks. We figured with that sister wife hairdo she’s been sporting, she could certainly travel with the Romney campaign and blend into the crowd. Heck, she could even wear a T-shirt with Caylee’s picture on it and go unnoticed on the Pawlenty or Gingrich campaigns. Obviously, we never had plans for her to be traveling with the Bachmann campaign as that camp’s already full up on the crazy eyes quotient. Well, I guess it’s back to the drawing board for the legal team now. In the meantime, we’ve got Casey in a place where she’ll have total privacy – in an undisclosed theater where they are currently running Sarah Palin’s new documentary The Undefeated.”

Facebook “Like Button” Overburdened by Faltering Gingrich Campaign

Palo Alto, CA – Shortly after the news broke today that GOP presidential candidate Newt Gingrich’s campaign was circling the drain, the news also broke that the Facebook servers nearly crashed due to their “Like” button being completely overburdened.

It’s believed that the mass exodus of the politician’s staffers sent programmers at the social networking site into overdrive to keep it from crashing and they are still struggling to do damage control.

An intern at the site told us, “Wow!  It’s a good thing our break room fridge is fully stocked with Red Bull today because we certainly need all of the energy we can get thanks to Gringrich’s staffers bailing on him!  We haven’t seen our ‘Like’ button pounded this incessantly since the news broke that Britney Spears shaved her head back in ’08.  Too bad for Newt, but I guess Americans have a really long memory when it comes somebody who’s a hypocritical rat bastard.”