We Have Rep. Michele Bachmann’s Doctor’s Note

Washington, DC – GOP presidential contender Congresswoman Michele Bachmann released a doctor’s note yesterday to squash the rumors that she becomes “incapacitated” with headaches.

Many in the media were trying to cause chaos for her campaign by reporting the notion that Bachmann would be unfit for the office of President of the United States if she spent much of her day on a fainting couch.

Unsolicited Drivel obtained a scan of the document from the attending physician for our readers to decide for themselves and here it is below:

Aides Deny Bachmann’s Head Might Explode

GOP Presidential Candidate Michele Bachmann’s campaign is trying to damage control (yet again), after the publication The Daily Caller ran a story claiming the congresswoman suffered from “incapacitating” headaches which can cause her to miss work for days.

A source close to the communications bosses on the campaign told Unsolicited Drivel, “Now I KNOW what you are thinking and you are just dying to make the most obvious joke that Michele suffers from headaches due to the voices in her head.  Do NOT go there!  The only voice in her head other than her own is that of the Lord Jesus.  I assure you,  Michele is NOT crazy.  Not even one sandwich short of a picnic.   She’s just not a very effective legislator and that’s the only reason she hasn’t had any bills passed in the House.  Sometimes when she doesn’t get her way just because she’s pretty she does get some cluster headaches which are similar to migraines, but they have always been completely manageable with medication.  And those headaches are still never as bad as the type of headache she gets from hearing Marcus sing show tunes at full throttle.  But if she gets to White House we already have plans to build a soundproof room for Marcus' 'man cave' because let's be real -  there are only so many times Michele can listen to his solo performance of The Boy from Oz and still keep her gray matter inside her cranium."