Charlie Brown: Elmo Will NOT Steal My Pervy Thunder

I'm coming for you, bitch.

Somewhere in California - The voice of Charlie Brown, you don't need to know his real name, was arrested recently for stalking someone.  Most likely a chick, but it could have been a dude.  We'll never know for sure.

The actor whose name we could not be bothered to look up stated, "Elmo, Elmo, Elmo!  Why does it ALWAYS have to be ABOUT ELMO?!?"

We reached out to the Charles Schutlz Company for comment and they responded, "WHA, WHA WON, WHA WON, WHA WHA?"