Mel Gibson Could Have Really Used This Service

Seriously.  Instead of creating a public spectacle of himself on on line and on TV,  Mel could have very discreetly used the services of this website.

If he had just let professionals handle the breakup, we wouldn't have to now hear about his need to have Jew (Ari Emmanuel?  No, Harvey Levin!) blood on his hands, see Oksana's busted up choppers, or be forced to think that that zit-looking thing on that baby was an "abrasion."  IDUMP4U  probably could have worked in the stuff about the BJs too, but done it with good humor, according to their service agreement.  AND it would have only cost him fifty bucks as opposed to what is it now in legal fees - somewhere in the neighborhood of the equivalent to Israel's defense budget?

Oh, well.  Hindsight is always 20/20.  I'm sure that's EXACTLY what Mel's thinking.