Loyal Fans Fearful That TV's Nancy Grace’s Head Will Explode

Orlando, FL - Fans of scowling legal reporter Nancy Grace all were shocked at 2:15 pm (EDT) today when the Casey Anthony trial jury came back with a “not guilty” verdict in the first degree murder charge and have since been flooding the switchboard at HLN with calls of concern about Grace.

One fan of the former lawyer and cable TV talking head told Unsolicited Drivel, “Nancy’s bread and butter has always been baby killers. We worry that when she reflects upon the three years of her covering this case and Casey Anthony ultimately being acquitted of murdering her daughter Caylee, it might make Nancy’s blonde bob fly off and cover the camera lens so viewers can’t see when her head does in fact, explode – thus, bringing her show to an abrupt end and saddening all of her fans. It’s got to be a very difficult day for her as Joran Van Der Sloot is not currently in the news, so Nancy can’t even fall back on the satisfaction she probably got from calling him ‘urine’ on live TV.   I can only hope that she resumes her job negotiations with Fox News again, because were she with their network now, she would have been able to report that Casey was on her way to lethal injection today.”