The non-bikini-bod-bangin’ Perry admits that she’s no fan of Adele*, but at least Adele can sell an entire album, while Katy is only good for a single or two that are the equivalent of microwave popcorn.
Jealous much? We wondered and spoke with a music industry insider about Linda’s comments who told us, “Uh, did she ever consider that maybe Katy’s not talented enough to come up with an entire album of good stuff while she’s busy working out to look really hot for fans and so she can go home and bang Russell Brand and his baby nipples all to wipe out the memory of her strict religious upbringing? But truth be told, Katy doesn’t have to produce an entire quality album because of the evil music factory that has emerged via iTunes and Apple computer. If there’s anyone to blame, blame those black turtleneck wearing, self-important, slave labor hiring, bastards. But Linda's comparing Katy’s music to microwave popcorn is some seriously nasty shit. I’ve heard Katy’s latest album and while it’s contrived and trite, I don’t think it’s possible that it could stink up an entire three floors of an office building.”
*WTF?
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