In case you were wondering, pee is not welcome in the friendly skies and it’s all thanks to larger-than-life French actor Gerard Depardieu.
The 62-year old was witnessed emptying his bladder into the aisle to make room for more Guinness Stout on a flight to Dublin much to the horror of other passengers, and now it’s possible that in addition to box cutters and butt bombs, the TSA going to consider screening for pee.
Air France’s spokesperson stated, “I can confirm zat ze overrated actor urinated on ze plane outside of ze lavatory. We remain grateful that Depardieu did not also go ze number two. ”
As the actor’s latest performance (which is already generating Oscar buzz) created quite a fuss on the plane, the TSA back in the USA is now considering screening airline passengers for urine before they board and has stated that under the new rule it will only be acceptable for a traveler’s bladder to be holding 3 ounces of liquid or less to ensure they can wait the 15 minutes to get to cruising altitude to visit the can.”
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