An entertainment industry insider told Unsolicited Drivel, “Demi has been humiliated by Ashton’s cheating for the last time. It was a very tough decision to make, but she did meet with a divorce lawyer on Friday. In addition to splitting their assets, Demi has demanded that she solely maintain affiliation with their charitable causes, and in particular, be the spokesperson in their fight against girls being sold as sex slaves. All things considered, by banging young chicks and all, Ashton doesn’t seem to be the best man for that job anymore. Oh, and the Twitter followers too. She kind of put her career on hold during their six-year marriage, as she was too busy uploading semi-nude pictures of herself on Twitter to show that their age difference didn’t matter and she missed out on a lot of movie roles that way. Okay, maybe just a couple of films. Had she wanted to do TV though, the folks at Desperate Housewives insisted they'd leave the door wide open for her. Now Ashton is closing in on 8 million Twitter followers and despite being an exhibitionist Demi has yet to reach 5 million followers. So Demi decided to sue for custody of his Twitter followers in the divorce. Still that will only take her up to close to 13 million, making her over 2 million shy of her goal of 15 million - one million Twitter followers for every year apart they are in age. I’m sure the tabloid press will help her make up the difference in no time though!”
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