Madonna Without Child

New York – It is reported that Madonna, 51, and her Brazilian wax model, Jesus Luz, 23, have thrown in the organic cotton towel.   Madonna and child had been together for almost year.  In celebrity circles that translates to more like three years, so it’s a real shame that they won’t be getting to celebrate the traditional "leather anniversary," complete with gifts.  Wait a minute….something tells us they already did.  Repeatedly.  According to what pals have reported, they simply ran out of things to talk about. Jesus had no interest in usurping Malawian babies, so other than the time they spent teaching him math by counting the veins sticking out in Madge’s arms, that pretty much left them only discussing new and inventive uses for Kabbalah water and the best ways to keep the Calvin Klein tighties whitey.  But how long could it have lasted really?  Madonna is 14 years older than Jesus’ mother, meaning she could have given birth to him herself, twice over - even outside of Appalachia.