Not Realizing He’s Annoying Makes Dude Even More Annoying

Norwalk, CT – Can somebody get money out of petty cash to buy him a clue already? An office worker complained earlier today that it just wasn’t as much fun as it should be to hate his co-worker as that co-worker seemed totally unaware of his negative feelings. Steven Purcell added, “There’s this guy that sits back by the copy room, Geoff, that I’m pretty sure everybody here thinks is a total a-hole. At least the people that are not in a waking coma like our crackerjack management team. Geoff just never shuts the hell up about whatever boring ass bullshit pops into his head. Like what he watched on TV last night, or his latest racist/sexist bone-headed observation. And he starts every sentence with a sigh. You just have to want to slap somebody like that senseless. The truly disappointing thing I’ve noticed is that he really never seems to notice how much everybody loathes him. That kind of takes away the beauty from hating him with a white-hot-hatred-that-can't-be-measured if he doesn’t even realize it. Even a water balloon to the temple at the company picnic last summer didn’t do the trick. If only they hadn’t had to go and ban lawn darts!”