Scads of Summer Fun Could Already Be on the Horizon if Only You Could Get Mail Delivery!

Freeland NH - Always a harbinger that the lazy, hazy days of summer are not far around the corner is the L. L. Blobb summer swimsuit catalogue at long, by golly last. That is, if the postal service was running during the blizzards…which it’s not. Be that as it may, thank goodness that no lipo-sculptured bodies will be in there! No, siree.  Blobb exclusively features models with more than one Bombay Sapphire gin and tonic under their Tahitian print ruffle-edged, Lycra-blended cumber buns. Unlike in the Skanks Illustrated Swimsuit issue where the garments barely seem to exist, Blobb features a more non-existent décolletage in their patented Sherman Tankini™, providing maximum coverage for that middle age spread. The women of L. L. Blobb may seem a tad bit more mature than the other swimsuit models, but then again, a guy would never need worry about their type refunding an overpriced veal chop sautéed in white truffle oil while she’s in the ladies room at the country club during an evening out with his boss, thus creating a potentially embarrassing situation if his wife had joined her to just powder her nose but instead ended up cleaning puke of her Louboutins.