Saturday, February 6, 2010

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- Washington, DC paralyzed again today - but only because of a snowstorm.

- Goldman Sachs CEO, Lloyd Blankfein, “takes a bullet” for other big money managers by keeping his bonus to a paltry $9 million, down from $68 million last year.  He would also likely take a bullet if he walked down any street in Middle American and had more distinctive physical characteristics than just slime.


- In other CEO News…The CEO/President of Lifetime Network is out!  Inside sources say she moved too far away from the model of “Cheater Beater Theater.”


- Woman unreasonably distressed to find that only a week after moving, the alumni newsletter has already found her.

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