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- As previously forecasted: Angelina Jolie is now headed abroad to adopt Haiti.

- Mid-Atlantic residents pay homage to Palin by creating shopping lists of bread, milk and toilet paper on the palms of their hands. 

- Google unveils new “Buzz” social feature as a result of realizing most of us need to be buzzed to socialize.

- Report says cats' and dogs' bodies can manufacture their own vitamin C, so we can stop putting Sunny D in their water bowls.