From Pop Tart to Popsicle: Britney to be Frozen!

Is it cold in here?  A life extension foundation is claiming that Britney Spears has found out about their services and has decided to have her moneymaker frozen so that future generations can learn how it’s done when she thaws out.

Britney is said to be so enamored by the idea of freezing her body in liquid nitrogen cryogenically that she’s even investing in the firm specializing in it.

A pal stated, "she gets all kind of weird obsessions all the time and when she found out about how Walt Disney had done it, since she had been a Mouseketeer on the Mickey Mouse Club, that clinched the idea for her.  Brit found the whole thing so interesting she spent most of her Mother's Day researching it instead of playing with her kids. She first wanted to have her ashes turned into cubic zirconias to be sold on the QVC, but then decided instead to be frozen, and later revived.  She’s kind of done that already with her career before without even dying.    Of course, she’ll probably want to protect her porcelain skin from the nitrogen with a heavy layer of cheese grits first.”

UPDATE: The report by the fine Rupert Murdoch publication, The Sun, has now been debunked.  That also means that unfrozen caveman lawyer will not be handling Britney's divorce in the year 2525.