Happiness is...

(Via Fakebook)

Mike Huckabeeberry told dinosaurs don't exist ya'll!

A Message From Heaven

Jesus came to me in a dream last night and he said, "Laurie, you have a big mouth. Please tell everyone I said thanks for the birthday wishes. But you can leave out those people who work in Federal buildings who are always using my name, Fox News and also those guys who have churches about the same size as the Manson family who are trying to verbally murder my followers. Peace out!"

As Seen at a DC Area Border's Books

I was in Silver Spring this weekend for their fun-free jazz festival and I spotted this at the Border's Books 80 PERCENT OFF GOB SALE!!  Nobody likes Mike.  They should just give one away with every purchase so folks have something to prop up an uneven chair leg.