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New York -
The Today Show's Savannah Guthrie made it clear to TV viewers this week that even though she started out as a White House correspondent for NBC, she no longer gives a crap.
While
The Today Show has been trying to save it's ratings ass by featuring bacon in every cooking segment,
Guthrie appeared to be obsessed with whether or not Twilight co-stars, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson were still sucking each other's necks.
We asked our media analyst here at
Unsolicited Drivel for comment on Savannah's sudden dive into a canyon of non-credibility, and here is what she told us:
"It is perplexing to me that
The Today Show would do interviews with both Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattison of the
Twilight films at an hour when most of their fans are already sleeping through Algebra class
or busy text-bullying. I also don't understand why the media hasn't been declasse enough to give their characters Bella and Edward a nickname like, 'Bedward?' They must be asleep at the wheel. And why didn't she ask what the public really wants to know? Whether Kristen Stewart has really been playing a zombie instead of a vampire all of this time? That would have kept in accord with her investigative journalism roots. She doesn't show the celebrity obsession commitment to the level of say, Ann Curry during an interview with Brad Pitt. I will actually give her bonus credit for that. Maybe Ms. Guthrie just tired of having to pay attention and actually KNOW stuff? Knowledge is exhausting for sure. Actually, there's no maybe involved in that! What was I thinking? She joined a morning infotainment show after all!"
