Kevin White told Unsolicited Drivel, “It seems like in order to run for office these days you absolutely have to be a millionaire and typically, be a total dick in bed with a corporation or special interest group. Plus you have to stick to the core principles of divisiveness, ignoring the voters' needs who put you in office, spending taxpayer dollars on lavish vacations and not cooperating with anyone so you can successfully kill poor people. Have they sand-blasted that message about the tired and poor off the Statue of Liberty yet? There must be someone in Congress in bed with an industrial smoothing corporation. Maybe Michele Bachmann? She hardly has any wrinkles for her age. And so much for their family values! Quite frankly, it’s getting to the point where I just will vote the less Richie Rich candidate I am confident won’t be showing me their junk on the Internet or getting caught with a rent-boy. At least that's my hope for change.”
