GOP Cries, “No Penis Pills for Pervs!”

Washington, DC – While many of us, including the skeletal remains of Teddy Roosevelt, were agreeing with Joe Biden’s “this is a big f*&#ing deal” assessment yesterday, to the opponents of the health care legislation*, the deal was still a “no deal.”  The Republicans are already furiously writing amendments to the bill, including: no erectile dysfunction drugs for sex offenders, no lecturing of the American people on health issues, and no “Sweetheart Deals.”  No penis-enhancing pills for perverts?  Who wouldn’t have been willing to have a bi-partisan discussion about that?  (With the exception of certain congressmen, of course…but no doubt, they already thought about a loophole to get around it.)   Why couldn’t the GOP show this spirit of cooperation earlier on in the process to make themselves look less like kindergarteners?  Do we need to change the course of study in our universities from “Political Science” to “Political Psychology?”   So it would seem. BUT WE’D HAVE TO VOTE ON IT IN BOTH HOUSES FIRST.  In a related course of study, the GOP might want to brush up on the Constitution and the concept of the supremacy of Federal law, but the red state Attorney Generals can feel free to waste their constituents’ money on dragging this bill through court in the mean time, claiming it to be unconstitutional.  Especially, those who are running for Governor this year on the Republican ticket.  Even in some blue states too (see: Pennsylvania). *Yawn*

*Click here for one of the better articles that puts everything into plain English and into perspective.