London - Rebekah Brooks, the evil ginger of tabloid journalism, has just been charged with perverting justice in phone hacking case that will hopefully topple evil overlord Rupert Murdoch's media empire. Brooks was at the helm of the now defunct News of the World when their alleged illegal wire-tapping occurred between 2000-2003.
Should Brooks somehow escape jail, we thought it was worth reposting this chart regarding what her future moves could be.
13 comments so far :
I think another thing she could do is be "Criminal Spice" in the reincarnation of the group. She butters me parsnips!
Churl, come back home to mummy
You never let me do anything. I wanna be a weatherman
You chose poorly Churl
Everrrrrrybody out of the pewel NOW!!!!
Yes mummy
We want our money back
Any chance I could make a pound or two off this? I'd be willing to give her my cell phone password if it would help...
Guards: Awwwwf with her hedd!! Beastly woman
She is innocent!! I can prove it, I have the, um, recordings
I am innocent, and I have all your IP addresses, so don't screw with me mate
Guards...
We *really* want our money back
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