Thursday, April 8, 2010

That Didn’t Take Long…

 As previously reported, it looks as if little darling Suri Cruise has already undergone her bunion surgery to reset both her feet from constantly wearing baby (insert pretentious $1,500 shoe designer’s name here) pumps.  Okay, we’ll help you out: her Manolo/Louboutin/Choo/Ferragamo kiddie stilettos.  Which are also helpful for removing air bubbles from Play Doh™.  Although, Suri has to have her Play Doh™ custom made so it doesn’t have any artificial colors or ingredients.  Basically, Hasbro just sends her some barley flour, salt and water and laughs all the way to the bank. 

No word yet if the scientolo-baby-messiah operated on her own feet, as she is THAT multi-talented.  Obviously, the dogs must still be barking, hence the slippers.  As they are not covered in marabou feathers, we’ve also been trying to confirm whether or not she may have borrowed them from Shiloh, but her publicist won’t return our calls.

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