Boooooooooooooore!

Exciting news from the World Cup Soccer match between England and the United States today. Just kidding of course, soccer is rarely entertaining, and never exciting. The match actually ended in yawn-inducing tie, with a 1-1 score, causing the 3 people in America who were watching to exclaim "we didn't even know it was possible to have a tie." Mattie Hairre, a bar owner in Baltimore who, to deal with the expected crowd, was showing the game on her iPhone, exclaimed, "I drained my battery for a tie?! This game blows even more than I thought."