New 'n Improved Tea Party?

If the Tea Party really wanted me as a recruit, which they don't, but IF THEY DID, they could sport outfits like this instead of looking like they just fell out of and L.L. Bean or Land's End catalogue. 

I think we should really put that one on the left in charge in Afghanistan instead of General Petraeus too, as the Taliban already can’t wait for him to take over. 

The other one can help rally the NASCAR dad votes, I guess.

Photo credit: Reuters.