You know when real journalists complain about bloggers jerking off in their pajamas underneath their keyboards? Well, the first person they were probably complaining about was Matt Drudge. Matt, who was just some weird dude with an unstylish hat that obsessed over Monica Lewinksy (as he wanted to be her), cleared the way for other stains on cyberspace like Perez Hilton.
The problem with this headline is he's making an assumption that Joran Van der Sloot actually gets any. Don't people become date rapists, followed by becoming serial killer date rapists because THEY DON'T GET ANY? So, we'll just have to think that Matt thinks Joran's potato head/soccer player look is totally smoking hot. That makes perfect sense. We don't think Matt's cerebral enough to make what we refer to as a "Freudian Typo." He may not even have opposable thumbs.
2 comments so far :
I resemble that remark!
I like his head!
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