"After serious thought and conversation last night, with someone who means a lot to me. I am making this statement and fully intend on living by it," Michael said in a statement to Access Hollywood. We have no idea if Billy Bush was sitting across from Lohan at the time giving him the stink eye.
Unsolicited Drivel wondered how Lindsay's estranged father would possibly keep his promise, so we asked one of his pals who told us, “It’s right there in your story headline - the word ‘real.’ The only way that Michael would ever STFU is for a reality television deal. Producers think it would be pretty intriguing television to film him in all of his frustrated glory trying to keep his head from exploding while keeping his big yap from spouting off, which without financial incentive, could probably only be accomplished by cutting out his tongue.”
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I think the show could be called "The Biggest Loser"
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