The 16-year old heartthrob (?) won the coveted Artist (?) of the Year Award for 2010, beating out the likes of Eminem (for best scowl while reciting ironic lyrics), Ke$ha (for best artist who looks homeless and resides in a dumpster) Lady Gaga (for best actual talented person) and Katy Perry (for best desert topping dispensing boobs).
Not to be left out, fellow award hog Taylor Swift took home her third American Music award for Best Blond Country Cutie with the ability to constantly look surprised while winning awards over and over again.
The New Kids on the Block and Backstreet Boys performed but as the Former Adolescents on the Corner and the Off the Beaten Path Rapidly Aging Men.
Other awards the sprightly teen sensation Bieber took home included Breakthrough Artist title, Favorite Male Artist and the Favorite Album for 'My World 2.0'.
Sadly, as the American Music Awards didn’t include awards for Best Cranial Target for a Water Bottle, Superior Hair Whipping to Willow Smith, and Best Repetitive Use of Lyrics Since The Police, Bieber went home empty handed in those non-existent categories.
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Katy Perry best desert topping LOL!
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