During his show yesterday, he took time away from the meltdowns in the Middle East and Wisconsin in the U.S., to detail the fact that Mrs. Obama confessed she ate ribs while championing her “Let’s Move” anti-obesity campaign.
The blubbery blowhard stated, “The problem is -- and dare I say this -- it doesn't look like Michelle Obama follows her own nutritionary, dietary advice. And then we hear that she's out eating ribs at 1,500 calories a serving with 141 grams of fat per serving, yeah it does -- what do you mean, what do I mean?”
He also criticized Mrs. Obama as being someone who would never appear on the cover of Sports Illustrated for their swimsuit issue, or ever be bang-worthy for baseball star Alex Rodriquez. OFTEN requirements for FLOTUS.
We haven’t heard so many negative remarks about a First Lady since Hillary Clinton’s thighs saw the light of day at Martha’s Vineyard. What the hell is Limbaugh’s problem? We asked our marketing and media analyst for comment and he told us:
“You don’t see him criticizing Barbara Bush and you know he’d buy extra copies of Sports Illustrated if she were on the cover in her 1920s style bathing costume. Mrs. Obama’s campaign is ‘Let’s Move,’ not 'Let's sit on our ass and chew on Oxycontin-encrusted deep-fried Twinkies.' If we exercise regularly, we don’t have to be quite as stringent in regard to what we eat, and Mrs. Obama has also confessed that she has an fondness for French fries – a treat that I’m sure Rush was all too familiar with even before the ridiculous moniker ‘Freedom Fries’ came along. Come to think of it, a potato probably gets more exercise than Mr. Limbaugh does just by diving into the fryer too. Mrs. Obama seems like a very fit person and more than suitable as a nutrition spokesperson to me. And why would Michelle Obama even want to bang Alex Rodriquez? Can you imagine the follow-up exam to check for STDs?”
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