Chris Brown’s Mom Upset He Didn’t Learn Much From Her

Joyce Hawkins, singer Chris Brown’s mother and manager, has spoken out about his recent violent outburst backstage at Good Morning America, saying she was “very disturbed and upset” by her son behaving like a big a-hole.

ABC Television declined to press charges after Brown allegedly smashed a window with a chair, but it’s believed his invitation to perform his new single on Dancing With the Stars will likely be rescinded, if it hasn’t been already.*

Unsolicited Drivel caught up with Ms. Hawkins for comment and she told us, “Lord, I don’t know what gets into that child’s head sometimes. I assure you I didn’t teach him Mysogyny:101 growing up!  I also didn’t teach him to spell. You see that tweet?!?  Blame the public school system.  I told him last night, ‘Boy, you better be getting used to people asking you the rest of your life why you did a dumb-ass thing like beating Rhianna!'  He just don’t get it though.  After this GMA mess, I gotta do damage control.  I’m thinking about looking into seeing if O.J. can have any visitors and sending Chris to him for advice on handling questions like GMA gave him.  If anybody knows how to not explode on live TV while being asked incessantly about his violent-ass behavior it would be O.J. Simpson.  Plus, maybe O.J. could learn something from Chris too.  Like how to not get your ass caught on a security camera while trashing a place so you don't end up in prison.”

*UPDATE: Brown is still scheduled to perform on DWTS, but the cast cannot publicly comment if they think he's an a-hole or not.