Knowing that she could dish it out but not take it, O’Donnell pushed Rice with questioning over the failed war that had nothing to do with 9/11™ to the point where she scolded him like a schoolmarm. But as always, Rice proved she could hold on to her delusions just as tightly as her hairdo would hold up in a wind tunnel.
Click here to see her face almost move during the interview.
We didn’t find anything particularly revealing about the interview, so we checked in with our staff political analyst for comment who told us:
“Nothing revealing for me either. It was like a flashback really, reminding me that some critics have referred to Dr. Rice as the worst Secretary of State in our nation’s history as she is the principal architect of the failed policy in Iraq. Big time failure. Big time architect. She could be the Frank Lloyd Wright of failure. Not to say Frank Lloyd Wright was a failure mind you, he’s just the only architect I can name that you might also know. But she totally is. A big time loser I mean. History has now shown that she gave Congress false reasons for going into a war, which had we avoided, might have changed the course of history, meaning it wouldn’t now blow big monkey chunks. Thanks to Dr. Rice being such a qualified* individual, the war in Iraq became one of the most costly ever. The Treasury Department has even run out of monetary terms to describe it. Million is passé and billion and trillion are obsolete, leaving officials to come up with a new term. Word has it they are leaning towards ‘vietnamillion.’ There is no way Rice can make up for this mistake to America, but with her unmatched ability to deny reality, if she went on a public speaking circuit to our nation’s schools, she might be able give back some joy by keeping the notions of Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy as being real alive for our kids well into their early 20s.”
*To teach piano.
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