Megan Fox Stuns Fans of Bad Acting by Moving Her Face

Hollywood – Fans of one-dimensional-yet-smoking-hot starlets were stunned this week when actress Megan Fox released some candid pictures of herself via Facebook that kind of showed emotion.

The 25-year old seemed to be trying to prove a point that her extremely YOUNG face was not filled with Botox, but her efforts merely left most of the social networking site confused.

One of Fox’s most loyal fans released a statement via email to Unsolicited Drivel. Typing from his mother’s basement, he wrote:

“This is not good scenario, man. Like, I don’t go to Megan’s movies to see her emote. What if she goes all Charlize on us fans and packs on like 30 pounds to play a serial killer, or some other regular methed-out bitch just so people will take her seriously? That would suck beyond belief. I’m just going to have to hold on to my belief that she doesn’t have the acting chops to do that. In fact, I think that I’ve already convinced myself of that by imagining that was the face Megan made after Shia LaBeouf’s last press junket where he was claiming he’d banged her.”