More Americans Approve of Wall Street Occupiers Than Congress

A recent poll conducted among people who like to take polls revealed that more Americans approve of the people currently occupying Wall Street than they do of their own elected state representatives in Congress.

33% have a favorable opinion of the occupiers in lower Manhattan, many of whom are out of work students, 27% said they don’t like “those hippie freaks,” and 40% didn’t know the occupation was going on because they get their news from Fox and/or wouldn’t notice unless the occupation took place in Donald Trump’s hair.

In sharp contrast, only 14% of Americans have a positive view of Congress, and 82% disapprove.  Of those American’s disapproving of Congress, an impressive 67% said they would rather hang out with a young person in Zuccotti Park who was wearing a saggy knit cap, facial jewelry and tattoos and had hummus breath, and who had also only been sponge bathing at a McDonald’s for nearly a month, than hear anything that disgraced New York Representative Charlie Rangel had to say on his recent visit there.