Los Angeles - Judge Stephanie Sautner nearly threw the book at fading starlet Lindsay Lohan today by threatening to make her do her upcoming 30-day stint in jail in the same cell as her father Michael.
Lohan appeared in court for a hearing over violating her probation for being an a-hole by blowing off her community service at a women’s center and her court-ordered therapy sessions.
A rep from the District Attorney’s office told us, “First the judge laid out a very strict schedule for Lindsay to complete her therapy and community service and told her she’d have to stay at the morgue where's she currently working because the women’s center didn’t want her. But Lindsay said that she wanted to go back to work at the women’s center as has she hasn’t figured out a way to huff embalming fluid. The judge quickly denied her request. Then Lindsay made one last plea to return to the women’s center by stating she’d be happy to publish a calendar of all her mug shots and donate the proceeds to them, but it was to no avail. Lindsay was expecting jail time, but when the judge proposed she do it with her currently incarcerated dad, not only did all the color drain from her face, but her freckles disappeared too. Her lawyer pled for mercy stating that spending any time with Mr. Lohan could be considered cruel and unusual punishment. Even for an entitled a-hole. Then judge finally agreed that Lindsay could go back to her usual cell at Linwood Correctional facility. I’ve never seen Lindsay so scared in court and I’ve seen Lindsay in court more often than I see my family lately. I think it’s possible that this judge finally found a way to scare her straight.”
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