Who Should Be Leo DiCaprio’s Next Girlfriend?

Mais, oui!

One of Hollywood’s hottest heartthrobs, Leonardo DiCaprio, is single again as it reported that he dropped his most recent girlfriend, 24-year old Blake Lively.  

Unsolicited Drivel and surely all of his fans are now anxiously wondering who will be the next girl for Leo?  His first girlfriend was definitely his mom, but after that he dated a long line of beauties, many of them super models.   He initially dated older women like Helen Christensen and Amber Valetta.  Then Leo moved on to women about his own age like models Kristen Zang and Gisele Bündchen.  Next was Bar Refaeli, another super model, but about a decade younger than the actor.  And lastly, Blake Lively - 13 years his junior.  This leads us to wonder - could Leo’s next girlfriend be waiting to hit puberty?  There is a pattern of him skewing younger and younger.

A former assistant of the mega star told us, “I got canned because it was my idea for him to date an actress instead of a model and his Twitter followers were abandoning him in droves.  But since you ask, obviously the best way for actors to stay hot as they age is to date younger and younger women.  Look how it worked for Nicholson!  But since he's not in his 70s like Jack, there is a good possibility that Leo’s future dates may be found in the pages of Teen Vogue.  That 10-year old French model, Thylane Loubry Blondeau’s name has even been tossed around.  That pairing would be legal over there in France, right? Anything goes with those people.  But after he inevitably dumps her, I don’t think Leo would date a girl much younger than 10.  I'm guessing then that he’ll probably finally decide it’s time to go full circle and just crawl right back into the womb.”

 

More Small Screen Sex and the City?

New York – Are Carrie Bradshaw and company headed back to the small screen?  Sources say yes!

An insider told Unsolicited Drivel, “Ultimately, it will depend if Darren Star, who created the original Sex and the City series, is on board. Sarah Jessica will produce.  Originally, she wasn’t ready to step back into Carrie’s Manolos, but all of that talk about a young, hot Blake Lively recreating the role in a movie prequel got her thinking about bringing the franchise back to the small screen.  Of course cable TV has gotten a lot edgier since the girls last walked the streets of New York.  They covered Samantha’s menopause in the last movie, but in the TV show they are leaning toward her pursuing becoming a vampire to halt the aging process once and for all and because vampires are so hot now.  Miranda will continue to be the happy, well-adjusted one like she was in the second movie, because they got tired of writing her as being a stark-raving bitch despite her having everything a woman could ever wish for in life.  After years of pining to be a stay-at home mom, Charlotte will have ended up sending her girls to boarding school in Switzerland due to their obsession with sexting and will go back to work by forming an event planning company with Anthony that specializes in gay divorce parties.  We won’t be having Carrie run into Aidan again to threaten her marriage to Big as we decided he died of an infection from a scorpion bite he got when it was hiding in a Persian rug he was trying to import.  Big will have lost nearly everything in the economic crash and will be reduced to appearing on Trump's The Apprentice to get his foot back in the door of the high finance world.   Oh, and speaking of feet -  Carrie, unable to find work as a superficial lifestyle writer, will be forced to go work in a shoe store to support them.”