Exclusive! George Zimmerman Jury Selected

Penis Shaped State - Unsolicited Drivel is exclusively reporting that the jury has been selected after day 7 in the George Zimmerman (notorious hoodie and Skittle hater's) murder trial (alleged) of Skittle and hoodie fan Trayvon Martin! Somehow, one of our sneaky roving reporters got in the courtroom for voir dire, and even though the jury is likely to be sequestered, she somehow convinced ALL 12 jurors to friend her on Facebook.  So here they are!

A PSA for George Zimmerman

Finally in police custody.

(Via Matt Bors)