Actor Alec Baldwin is Ranting Again

So this is worth a re-post.  Currently the man who knows everything (just ask him) made an alleged racial slur.   Please stick to collecting trophy wives and insulting your own family like a normal rich asshole Alec.  And I'll  stick to thinking about banging your cuter brother - Billy!  Thanks!

Love,
The Drivel Lady

And just so your brother doesn't feel left out:

Huffington Post Agrees to Continue to Set Civilized World Backwards With Kardahsian Koverage

Krack attack!

New York, and now trashing up other countries' media too - The Huffington Post founder, Arianna Huffington, confirmed for us today that she promises to send the civilized world backwards by continuing to feature non-stories about the Kardashian family.

She told U.D., "I know evereeeone thinks I am some left ving politico, but I've really become obsessed with, how you say, being zee media whore.  I promise I vill still post about Obama and the Mitt Romney erection, but I get many more hits for my vebsite, vich I still don't pay most of the writers on by zee vay, when I continue to post pictures of zee Kardashians' ass-ets?  Get it?  Ven Kim's ass gets it own Tvitter account, I probably von't even have to get out of bed in zee morning as I can just trust my staff, or svaves as I sometimes refer to them, to post Tvitt pictures of zat fat ass all day long!  I can hardly vait.  I'm much older than I look because it's very tiring aggregating everybody's material dahlink!"

The Huffington Post to Launch French Edition

AOL’s Huffington Post has announced a new deal with the Media group LeMonde to launch a French edition of their web site named “Le Huffington Post.”

The site’s founder Arianna Huffington stated, “Zis vill be an information site and platform for zee bloggers and writers of note.  I am very excited to have business partners who vill not think I speak with a funny accent now.”

A rep from LeMonde told us, “We are very excited to learn how to obtain high quality written content without paying for it and nobody knows more about how to do that than Arianna.  Look for us to offer lifestyle columns featuring how to eat expensive cheese and surrender, or feature wines the general public cannot afford.  We will also become freakishly obsessed with Carla Bruni-Sarkozy’s baby bump as well as her post baby/banging bikini body; we will keep a closer eye on which of the ladies Dominique Strauss-Kahn pretends not to be date raping and follow his political aspirations even more closely; we will also do better job of making the unemployed in France feel even more hopeless about their prospects.  And we will also adopt a policy of using the word 'slam' whenever possible in our headlines. It will be the same model as the American version for Le Huffington Post almost to the letter, with the exception of leaving out the frequent stories about how we French continue to find new and improved ways to alienate the Muslim community."